What kind of Butt Wiper are you?

You scored as Sandpaper Wiper. You are a sandpaper butt wiper. Put that two-ply quilted stuff away! You tell people what you think when you think it. You move to the beat of your very own drummer. If someone doesn't like what you have to say, screw them! You prefer the loving and caring touch of gritty industrial toilet paper like you find at the Shell station or local grocery store!

Sandpaper Wiper		100%
Overzealous Wiper		83%
Conservationist Wiper		58%
Two-Ply Folding Wiper		42%
Naturalist Wiper		25%

What kind of butt wiper are you?
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